unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

petitsirena:

magpizza:

Normally I gif my favorite scenes. But this would not be the same without the audio. The harmonizing!

THIS WAS SUCH A PERFECT MOMENT

athingcalledjoe:

Where was her Oscar, though?

(Source: SCREAM)

disneymoviesandfacts:

When Jessie first meets Woody in Toy Story 2 (Tom Hanks), she exclaims, “Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!” Abraham Lincoln’s mother was Nancy Hanks, a blood relative of Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is a direct descendant of an uncle of Nancy Hanks.

disneymoviesandfacts:

When Jessie first meets Woody in Toy Story 2 (Tom Hanks), she exclaims, “Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!” Abraham Lincoln’s mother was Nancy Hanks, a blood relative of Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is a direct descendant of an uncle of Nancy Hanks.

(Source: imdb.com)

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

(Source: kpfun)

leslieseuffert:

Matteo Pugliese (b.1969, Milan) Extra Moenia, 2009-2013

thefrogman:

Photos by Kristen Bretscher [flickr]

[h/t: tempurafriedhappiness]

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

(Source: basedgosh)

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

  • me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
  • me: no

(Source: walczyk)

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

(Source: rachel-actually)